Download Random Farter.
Groink-groink like a pig when a fat person passes by.
Download technosongs, play them, and set the volume to maximum.
Warn everybody for chucky who will appear near his/her bed at night.
Try to let the shredder shred cd’s.
actually do some work
…actually, forget that one. its TOO silly.
He’s talking in tongues! What is this ‘work’ of which you speak? 
to be honest, im not sure. I think its a legend of some sort, involving paper.
<b>Shudders</b>
its ok kit, its ok. Thanks to this thread, this whole ‘work’ think is now a thing of the past.
super glue your stapler to the ceiling
*Originally posted by TheOrangeOne *
**its ok kit, its ok. Thanks to this thread, this whole ‘work’ think is now a thing of the past.
**
=)
Thanks a lot Voetsjoeba,:mike: Kitiara and yea orange one is a part of this thread, so i dont think i need to thank him:P
we will reach the count of 100 really soon like this.
Kit u can start rite now =)
2nd file
heh heh, nice files FlasherJaz 
I guess that leads us onto another one: create humorous .wav files to send to people
Hmmm… ok here goes =)
btw u guys can call me jaz:)
Here are few, lets see if u guys can guess the cheracter while listenin to it the first time, really easy for u guys, i kno…
ok jaz 
come on guys, dont tell me that u dont know these cheracters?
somehow it’s hard to believe.
bevis and butthead Duh
duh???
yeah duh???
**take a print screen of your desktop and set it as the wall paper remove all your icons and the task bar and complain that your computer is broken **
Play magnetic darts with a dartboard on your monitor.
*Bring a pipe and respond to everyone by waving it and saying "quite Right “.
*wear earmuffs. ask anyone that talks to you to speak up.
*answer questions by singing .
*speak only in rymes and hum songs.
*page through files scratching and sniffing it .
*were pajamas and pretend not to notice that you’ve done so.
*bring binoculars and talk to everyoen with them on prtending that you dont have them on.
*every few minutes make a “signup sheet” and pass it around.
*were a cape to work with a big S on it and say it stands for stud.
*disassemble you pen “accidentally” propel pieces around the room while playing with the spring. Go on an expeditions to retrive the pieces. then repeat.
*Make up a word, use it casual in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means.
*buy a complete set of transformers. play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face " they’re more then meets the eye.”
*read a dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
*Make a list of things on what to do in the office when your bored.
*Write “Out to lunch” on your forehead.
*imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet.
*Learn to type with your toes.
Ok, I have actually done this:
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print out lots of differantly sized copies of the attached picture (that I made).
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cut them out. make the shapes any shape you want.
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stick them, pin them and hide them every where. EXAMPLES on the windsheild of a car, a window, a computer monitor, walls, doors, door handles, hats, everywhere.
TIP: Don’t put them out in the open. hide them a bit, so that people discover them “accidently”. THE POINT IS TO INDUCE PARANOIA (or however you spell it).
It worked for me, out of about 15 targets, 3 were noticably freaked.
