Bush / Kerry Jokes Goes Here

ok i will start :smiley:

President Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your
Majesty, How do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen," the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her intercom,
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please Tony. Your mother and father
have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Back in the U.S. Bush asks to speak with Vice President Mr. Cheney.
Bush says Mr. Cheney answer this for me." Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?"
“I’m not sure,” says Cheney. “Let me get back to you on that one.”

Mr. Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin
Powell’s shoes in the next stall.

Cheney shouts, “Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Mr. Cheney smiles. “Thanks!”

Cheney goes back to President Bush. “Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”

Bush gets up, stomps over to Mr. Cheney, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair