# Button I Love You

Thank god most people have cell phones these days because many o times have I got through a voicemail and been like WTF did I just say??

So I hit pound and luckily was able to recompose myself and leave a much smoother or wittier message. I will say that there comes a point in a botched voicemail where you know you’ve taken your level of suckidness to a new high, but you have to keep going because there is a chance that hitting pound won’t save you. And ending a bad message prematurely is like having quick really bad sex, if it’s going to be short you better **** well make it good my friends.

I copied this to my myspace site in case some more people want to read how cool I am and add me to your friends lists.