What are some funny voice mail messages?
My current:
Hi, you’ve reached Ethan. I’m here, but I’m avoiding someone I don’t like. So leave me a message and if I don’t call you back; it’s you.
buy or download the mp3
brown derbies - answering machine (Coca cola)
the title is something like that.
I ones had
Hi, this is GOD, please call me later i m busy right now.
I once set mine to something like “Look, I’ve told you before, just stop calling me. I know you still love me, but for crying out loud, have some self respect…” 
Funny to some extent (really annoying after a while):
Hullo?..Oh, how are you ?..Yeah,yeah… well stop bugging my answering machine…
they actually start talking to you…
go to Kazza and type in “answering machine” there are a ton of great ones on there… very funny ones for sure. I personally like the answering machine message from George on Seinfield… hahaha
“belive it or not, George isnt at home - please leave a message at the beep…”
You have to hear it, it’s great
I have Strong Bad from the one Marzipan answering machine feature for mine.
Sweepstakes Ron!
This is what I used to have:
Sing along: Believe it or not, Raf isn’t home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d answer the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I’m not home!
You can get it from here:
http://www.mp3miracle.com/Seinfeld/GeorgeSAnsweringMach/
That’s the one I was talking about Lava 
seinfeld’s
“believe it or not george isn’t at home, please leave a message at the beep”
has the music and everything
its the greatest one ever…lol
*Originally posted by SureShot *
**That’s the one I was talking about Lava**
Oh, I didn’t even notice you had said that. I had that message on my answering machine for about a year - it never got old.
I want to figure out how to get rid of george’s voice so bad… I want to be able to sing that myself.
just get the original song and then get one of those audio programs that let’s you take just the song… I know I make it sound easy
http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram
Uncle John’s Realaudio Jukebox has a ton of them… by all kinds of “famous” people including Brittany (I know you want it, Tuknuk)…
Rev
*Originally posted by reverendflash *
**http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram
Uncle John’s Realaudio Jukebox has a ton of them… by all kinds of “famous” people including Brittany (I know you want it, Tuknuk)…
Rev **
Your darn right I want it from Britney - there’s a few others I wouldn’t mind getting it from either 
*Originally posted by SureShot *
**Your darn right I want it from Britney - there’s a few others I wouldn’t mind getting it from either
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this was about voice mail messages, right?
Rev
Yes but I believe the Hi-Jack icon is reserved for the topic starter in the event he would like to get the topic back on track. As the topic creator I have no problem with this thread going off on variable tangents.
As a matter of fact, How often have you been caught picking your nose in public?
it was a personal snub for Tuknuk…
I was the one who hijacked the thread to start with (well, I baited Tuknuk into it)…
and I think Kirupa said the operative word “should.”
therefore, the irony of using an anti-spam image to spam a thread was just to good of an opportunity to pass…
:beam:
Rev
therefore - you suck eggs!
I was not intending to “hi-jack” the thread, just point out that Britney Spears has a few things that I would like to have on me 
Ok enough, enough… back to the topic of nose picking…
I havent been caught - I dont think!
I thought these forums were Random for a reason … because you could get off topic, and it’s ok.
As a matter of fact, I’m taking this thread hostage right now!
Pigeons - flying rat, or a beautiful bird? What do you think? I’d like to hear from some Europeans on this one! I KNOW you’ve got tons of these guys in your big cities!
Holy pidgeon crap Batman!
I saw a TV special once on the different breeds of Pidgeons. There are like 300. There are actually shows where people show off the most mutated strain of pidgeon they could create. Some now have huge legs and tiny wings. Some have beeks so little they can’t eat.
Pidgeons are also very good navigators. They actually gave some homing pidgeons metals back in World War II.
