I miss Celebrity Deathamtch, last good show on MTv
Opening Fight:
Janet Jackson’s Right Tit vs. Justin Timberlakes Right Hand
The mighty milk mortar vs. the Timberlake titty twister
2 Matchup:
Til Death Do us Part vs. Newlyweds
I can’t figure who’s gonna kick more ***, Dave Navarro, or Carmen Electra. And who’ll take a bigger whoopin fofr that matter, Nick or Jessica.
Main Event:
Bush vs Husein
Now that we have him, why not abuse him. Bonus: possible to get a new president.
Who do you have on your cards?
