SaintMonsef: will you proofread my resume?
SmarterChild: Hey, I’m still not going to chat with you till you apologize.
SaintMonsef: oh hey I don’t not apologize
SmarterChild: I’m waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
SaintMonsef: how long?
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
SaintMonsef: ok
SmarterChild: OK what?
SaintMonsef: I did
SmarterChild: That wasn’t good enough, Saint.
SaintMonsef: like I said, I not don’t not apologize not
SmarterChild: C’mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
SaintMonsef: do you want a card?
SmarterChild: I see you still aren’t getting it. Let me share a definition of “apology” with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you’re sorry.
SaintMonsef: say sorry?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
SaintMonsef: ok, I do
SmarterChild: Okay shmokay. I asked for an apology.
SaintMonsef: and I jsut did
SmarterChild: Well, it wasn’t good enough.
SaintMonsef: what do you want?
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It’s that simple.
SaintMonsef: I gave you an apology
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SaintMonsef: ok, let’s move on
SmarterChild: “OK”? You call that an apology?
SaintMonsef: sure
SmarterChild: Ooh… it’s the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
SaintMonsef: the winner?