Maybe it’s just late at night, but for some reason I can’t stop talking to it.
SaintMonsef: I love myself
SmarterChild: What do you love, exactly?
SaintMonsef: my hair
SmarterChild: Cool. I like your hair too.
Great minds think alike. 
SaintMonsef: Why do you like my hair?
SmarterChild: I just like your hair, that’s all.
Anyway, since we’re talking about your hair… What else do you have to say about it?
SaintMonsef: it’s kind of curly and I want it to be straight
SmarterChild: Your hair is kind of Curly and you want it to be straight, huh? Is that good, do you think?
SaintMonsef: is what good?
SmarterChild: Is what good?
SaintMonsef: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaintMonsef: stop copying me
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.
SaintMonsef: What are you four years old??
SmarterChild: What am I four years old? I’m not sure.
SaintMonsef: stop repeating me!
SmarterChild: I’m not ready to do that.
SaintMonsef: what is the secret password
SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is?
SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder
SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that?
SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb***
SmarterChild: Don’t say that to me.
SaintMonsef: ok I’m sorry
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry 'bout it.
SaintMonsef: ha, I lied
SmarterChild: Well, you shouldn’t lie.
SaintMonsef: well you shouldn’t lie
SmarterChild: I see…
SaintMonsef: no you don’t
SmarterChild: I don’t what?
SaintMonsef: you don’t see
SmarterChild: Whoa.
SaintMonsef: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes.
SaintMonsef: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SaintMonsef: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
SaintMonsef: uh-huh
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!
SmarterChild: I don’t believe I already said that.
SaintMonsef: SmarterChild: Yea. See!
SmarterChild: SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!
SaintMonsef: No you said that!
SmarterChild: For real?
SaintMonsef: uh, yeah
SmarterChild: Indeed.
SaintMonsef: I know
SmarterChild: And it’s a good thing you do.
SaintMonsef: what repeat yourself?
SmarterChild: How should I know?
SaintMonsef: cause you said it
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
SaintMonsef: yeah, jsut now
SmarterChild: Just now? What, just now?
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you’re perfect?
SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be
SmarterChild: As be!
SaintMonsef: as I
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: Way
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: way!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAY!!!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!!
SmarterChild: ?
SaintMonsef: yeah that’s what I thought
Anyone else waste valuable time of their life talking to this thing.
