DIY: LASIK Surgery

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LASIK@Home.com

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OMG thats scaryyyyyyyyy…knowing mee, if i have to do it myself i will turn as blind as a bat! bah

the pilot is hilarious.

uh oh… this is possibly the worst or best invention ever…

The companies insurance premium must be huuuuuuuuge!

OH DEAR!!! You would look like this
:cyborg: :cyborg: :cyborg:

lol

Can you actually buy that thing or is it some kind of joke?

notice how the ā€œDr.ā€ who invented it wears glasses? haha. clearly this is not for real. although i’m sure they will really take your money…

the * is also hilarious…

  1. Perform this painless procedure*
    *This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.

i’m seriously going to buy one of their cafepress t-shirts.

One of the testimonials:

I was worried that LASIK@Home would be too hard, but the instructions were very easy to understand. Now I can stop spending money on contact lenses.

  • Nelson Ludo, Systems Analyst, New York, NY
    Formerly farsighted +2.5, +3.0 prescription

You can’t wear contact lenses if you are far sighted. This is fake for sure. At least this testimonial is.

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I too am guessing this is fake - either way it’s pretty funny. Just don’t blink!

ā€œ100 LASIK@Home Kits Sold!ā€ :lol:

Ha Ha!!

It must be to blink when you don’t have any eyeballs:ko:

wow that emoicon finally has a use.

I’m hoping this site is a joke…eitherway, I’ll stick with my :geek:

i always thought you could use contacts for far sited folks… they were offering my mom bifocal contacts. Either that or my memory is bad, which is true.

I just find it funny they expect you not to blink :stuck_out_tongue:

I love that emoticon; Makes me think of ā€œThe Terminatorā€

what do u do with the thing after you do it? can u return it? lol

Do your friends!

Ha ha, the purchase button leads no where. Looks like a Rockstar(GTA) style website joke.

Lol.

And I thought that smiley :cyborg: was somehow related to Kit? I don’t know.

It is :slight_smile:

She was our prototype AI for the boards…