you just dont have that killer intent mixed with humour and utter incompetance that is sported by the king of evil doers: Dr. Evil! :beam:
“I didnt spend 6 years in Evil Medical School, just to be called MR. Evil!”
:thumb: :thumb:
E.V.I.L. brother TOOL… what control? I mean, we only have 2 new members for the moment:
- Asphaltcowboy (NO! Still no free dental plan!)
- LilleMartin (practice that evil laugh, my boy…)
Which means we are 6 now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! FEAR US!! FEEEEAAAAAR US!!!
xxviii: Eeeeeew, goat blood?! No way! No killing, just shaving! Yuk!
Now, ready to join us or not? :bad:
We will limit our group to 13 members. [SIZE=4]13!![/SIZE]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA…aaaand stop! 
ok… no dental plan…
what about life insurance? would I get cover from injury by Death Ray?
E.V.I.L brother Kajinku, yes I know it is only a small number at the moment but it may grow very fast…
13 members… very appropriate for Friday the 13th
watch out for asphaltcowboy though, that kid has an attitude!! 
pfffft calling us (or me?) second rate evil doers :!:
hey I just had an idea!! we can have a theme song 
I’m sure I could find some evil songs to match the evilness that is represented…
muhahahahahahahaharrrrrrrrrr
:bad:
*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy *
**ok… no dental plan…
what about life insurance? would I get cover from injury by Death Ray? 
**
sigh No, no life insurance. 
You will get to shoot flames from your fingertips though…
*Originally posted by TOOL *
**hey I just had an idea!! we can have a theme songI’m sure I could find some evil songs to match the evilness that is represented…
muhahahahahahahaharrrrrrrrrr
:bad: **
Yeeees, a theme song… how nefarious… imagines an EVIL army singing the theme song
And what’s that “rrrrrrr” after your evil laugh? Trying to sound sexy or something?
[SIZE=4]MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!![/SIZE]
(watch and learn) 
no I’m not trying to act sexy!! the “rrrrrrr” after my evil laugh is a growly type thing!
speaking of growling… we could adopt a nice tune from a metal band as our theme, although that might not satisfy the group’s needs :sigh:
- Soul :s:
BWahahahaha! nice work fellow brethren. Our evil ways are most evil. They are more evil than an evil stick beating an evil dog in the annual evil dog beating competionof eviliness. (held on a friday the 13th on the evil hell-moon of the evil galaxy)
are number is 6. maybe we should form three evil groups, each with 6 members? (6.6.6.)
ohhhh, like the ticket soul. But it is not evil enough. make it eviler i say. [size=4]EVILER![/size]
Is there a cola machine at the base?
yes there is a coke machine at the E.V.I.L base. Is behind the door marked “Certain Doom”
Is it coke or pepsi? I wanna know if I’ll get fanta (yay) or tango (not as yay)…
yes, just walk in front of the giant death laser
[size=1]evil titter[/size]
I don’t want to join. True evil does not require the support or backing of others.
I could never share my evil power…
You didn’t answer my question
shakes fist angrily
oh Soul, even though my E.V.I.L brother theorangone wants the ticket eviler, I think you did an awesome job :thumb:
wanna join the clan? 
*Originally posted by Pierce Gleeson *
**I don’t want to join. True evil does not require the support or backing of others.
I could never share my evil power… **
shakes fist
curse you. [size=4]CURSE YOU I SAY![/size]
*Originally posted by TOOL *
**oh Soul, even though my E.V.I.L brother theorangone wants the ticket eviler, I think you did an awesome job :thumb:
wanna join the clan? **
I think the ticket is wicked. Thinking about it, it is deceptivly non-evil. Deceptivness is the mark of true evil 
join us soul! we need you evil ticket producing skills 
join ussssssss said like a zombie
good point orangeone about deception being the key to true evil and whoever suggested we have 3 groups with each group having 6 members, well done :thumb:
there’s a radio station here with the code thingy as 666 :!: thats a talk back government funded station anyway…BLAH EVIL!!!
