This is really why I love the Internet.
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Wow that only gets funnier. Skip the first large paragraph.
//edit fine don’t skip it then.
… the story 2 posts down is funnier.
No don’t skip it. That’s what makes it funny.
If you skip it, and read the later parts, and realize oh crap this would be so funny if I had read the first paragraph, you’d hate yourself for missing such an epic moment. You’d feel like you were a piglet that got kicked in the nuts by Templarian.
Doesn’t quite quality as an Epic thread unfortunately.
this, however (originally posted in a forum) IS.
http://notesfromthecouch.blogspot.com/2007/12/classic-ryans-steakhouse-poo-pants.html
That is pretty ■■■■ funny. God bless the internet… Funny threads and High Def Moms.
wow i laughed out loud. i love the internet too 
large-people-fork to eat dentists! AAAAAAAhhahahhahahhha :lol:
@sekasi
One of the funniest story’s I have ever read.
Someone should turn that template into a mad-lib engine and Kirupia should submit about 10k more comments to that.
Edit: btw, MTsoul’s entry wins. 
Edit2: I’m making that engine now. 
Holy monkey, I couldn’t stop laughing.
@Dan, I always wanted to say when someone points that out. If what I said was so obvious, doesn’t that make your comment obvious as well, Captain Obvious Obvious? And of course, I’m being Captain Obvious x3.
Obviously. :lol:
brain explodes
Obviousness is in the air. Well you can’t blame it. It’s not February anymore. 
Well in that case, everything anybody says is obvious to at least one person, and if it’s not to anybody else, they must be dumb. Thus what we say and, by extension, what we do are simply manifestations of what was originally and presumably the big bang, of which we are obligated to act under as deterministic beings whose only consciousness serve as the purpose of an illusion, of which we are not capable of differentiating from the impositions forced upon us by the so-called God or equivalently natural laws we have so pretentiously and self-conceitedly defined and discovered, only to fool our mere existence into a collective zombie controlled by not only the natural forces themselves, but perhaps sustained by the Matrix which by (our) definition cannot be perceived or experienced until we grow out of our gestations and physical consciousness. In other words, we are doomed to suffer inexplicable and incomprehensible dearth of understanding of ourselves and so called perceptions of patency.
lolwut?
^ Isn’t it obvious?
:lol: @ sekasi. That was epic.
The sad thing is, I walked into a scene EXACTLY like that at a Denny’s once. The guy wasn’t as polite though, he didn’t clean up after himself. Upon seeing crap on the walls, floor, toilet, and a bit some how on the ceiling, I lost my need to take a ****, like the guy before lost his **** in the bathroom.
Bleh… It’s obvious. :asleep:
