Every time I work with databases


#1

One of my friends asked me about help. Her database on SQL Server stopped working. She tried to open it, but wasn’t successfully. The database didn’t open by double clicking.


#2

Ev-ery TIME!


#3

OH NO! Does your friend have a link to a 3rd party tool that can help with this?

(For those not following along, this thread is the setup for some quality spam that will be hitting our screens in a few hours :P)


#4

Aaaaand… there it is (caught by spam filter, pending approval)


#5

To those of you wondering, this is what that looks like: