Favorite bumper sticker

Okay, enough with the on/off Red Mirror Ball (aside: hey RMB are you cute? then I vote ON RED MIRROR BALL - bwah hah hah).

On to other random things: favorite bumper sticker. Mine?

“Please god help me to be the person my dog thinks I am”.

I remind myself of that every day after work when I am grumpy and walk through the front door. (see my post in : Post your Desktops!)

:beam:

My favorite one (only been told of, though) is one that’s upside down and says:

If you can read this, please flip me over

Lemme think of other favorites…

picture of mushroom cloud Made in america, tested in japan

keep honking, I’m reloading

Bad cop!!! … No Donut!

And this one I dont quite understand, but I laughed my balls off when I saw it.

I poke badgers with spoons

keep honking, I’m reloading.

&

I don’t brake.

Behind every great woman is… some guy staring at her a s s.

Only God saves more than Bernie Parant

// Parant was one of the best goaltenders in NHL history. In the two Stanley Cup seasons, Parant posted a GAA below 1.90 in an era of hockey when goals came often

If you can read this… GET OFF MY ***!

[size=5]My Kid[/size][size=1]
got your kid,[/size][size=5]
an Honor Student at
WellRun Academy,[/size][size=1]
Pregnant![/size]

Rev

Honk if you’ve never seen an uzi fired from a car window.

I still miss my ex…but my aim is getting better!

Guns dont kill people, lead peircing peoples vital organs kills people

rev’s reminded me of this one :wink:

My kid beat up your honor student

Though I guess its kind of overshadowed now :sure:

Dog is my copilot

And this one makes me really laugh:

I finally found Jesus . . . . he was behind the couch the whole time!

:smiley:

*Originally posted by fester8542 *
**And this one I dont quite understand, but I laughed my balls off when I saw it. **

Fester that bumper sticker is a reference to a comment made by Eddie Izzard, a British Comedian, in his “Dress To Kill” tour. He is hysterical. Check him out. www.eddieizzard.com you might be able to find some clips…

I’ll have to check it out. Thanks man.

Jesus Loves You
[SIZE=1]Everyone else thinks you’re an A-hole[/SIZE]

keep honking, I’m reloading.

<-- from the south.

Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

My other bumper sticker is funny.

(old I know, but always good for a chuckle)

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

“hang up and drive”

this is when my brother and i pulled up next to her both talking on our phones.

great times:P