Hmm, with some lengthy reasoning, It is possible to view the database maintenance, as if the fossils made you do it.
Take a look at this, it is pretty far out (and old) :
If I remember correctly, the early scientist in Silicon Valley, during 60's and 70's, discuss The Omega point, since Pierre Theilard mentions how rocks have concusiness, and these scientist themselves worked on the first computer chips. Bringing matter to life, as they saw it.
In this sense, you could have been under the influence of fossils trying to reach Omega Point? Thus, the fossils found you, (and also indirectly built a museum).
So I guess your database maintenance could be a valid entry? Given this philosophical framing?