Font detector

talk design
1

http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/experiments/ransom_text_04.html

thats pretty cool

2

how the hell does it know that?
I mean I don’t even know whether it’s right or not… but how would it know?

3

but how would it know?

trace(Font.enumerateFonts(true).length);
4

Or TextField.getFontList for those using AS1 or 2.

5

Does that mean it could steal my fonts?

6

Yes…try running this script:

var swag = TextField.getFontList().sort();
var loot = 0;
function theft() {
	//
	if (loot < swag.length) {
		trace("Stealing the font " + swag[loot] + ". Thanks!!");
		++loot;
	} else {
		clearInterval(id);
		trace(newline + "Muaahaahaaa...we've cleaned out all the fonts. Now let's scarper before the rozzers arrive!");
	}
}
id = setInterval(theft, 100);
7

ActionScript Code:
trace(Font.enumerateFonts(true).length);

wow cool. I’ve gotta start learning programming…

Yes…try running this script ( … )

wait, does it remove them from the computer? or simply gives you copies?

8

Lawl oh noes, i think it was a joke.

No but really, could it get the file path and upload them to a server?

9

Errrrrrr…no.

10

lmfao…


include("implausible.inc");
function lap_it_all_up($believability){
     $sarcasm = explode(" ", $believability);
     foreach($sarcasm as $witty_remark){
          echo "roflcopter ;) " . $witty_remark . "<br/>
";
     }
}
lap_it_all_up("could it get the file path and upload them to a server");

cracking thread… :proud:

11

You forgot to include this:

class Gullible extends Plausible {
if (inticement == toogoodtobetrue) {
	nigerian.scam.beginFill(ing.your.boots);
	nigerian.scam.getProperty("victim", bank.account.$$$);
}
12

LMMTO…

[SIZE=“1”][COLOR=“SeaGreen”]laughing my monkey teets off…[/COLOR][/SIZE]

13

I need to learn code so I can make fancy jokes like that.