*Originally posted by Guig0 *
[COLOR=deeppink][SIZE=7]WHERE ART THOU
B-DANDY ??? [/SIZE][/COLOR]
ahem
…So a guy decides that he needs to get away from his hectic life in the city and rents a cabin in the middle of the Rocky Mountains to contimplate his life. On his 3rd day a bizarre looking Mountain Man comes walking up the path to his cabin wearing overalls, some sort of pelt for a hat and sporting less than 4 teeth.
“…Can I help you?” the cityslicker asks.
“Sure gets lonely up here, dont it?” he replies
“Yes,…yes it does get kindof lonely”
“I live a couple of bridges over yonder and I just wanted to invite you to a Mountain Party I am throwin’ tonight.” the mountain man states with a smile.
Not wanting to sound rude, the guy replies “Oh, … well I dont really know what a mountain party is…”
“Oh, a Mountain part aint nothing but a just a bunch of dancin’ and drinkin’ and fightin’ and f*ckin”
The guy says “Oh… Well you know, I might be interested in that. Can I bring anything?”
The Mountain Man says “No no… Just bring yourself.”
“And what does on wear to a Mountain Party?”
And the Mountain Man says “Hell-just wear whatever you want. Aint gunna be but you and me.”
thats good sheep, really is, but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell 
A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the
blind man hollers to the bartender, “Buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should
know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and
I’m a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun Do.
What’s more, the bloke sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a heavyweight
boxer.
The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, mister. D’ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Ach, no…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
where is B-Dawg to save us from this mediocrity??
thats lame b-dawg… :-\
Hehehe
good joke lego, really is, but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. :beam:
“Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.” 
“All right,” he said, “I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.” 
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?” :sure:
“Put them on the chair, on top of mine.” 
LOL
good one yikes , but nothing compared to the jokes that b-dandy usually tell
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
“Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!”
*Originally posted by sykes *
**During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. :beam:
“Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.”
“All right,” he said, “I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.”
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?” :sure:
“Put them on the chair, on top of mine.” **
hahaha.
