Getting Drunk

Ok, I’m sitting in tonight due to my mates saying “I can’t go out” at the last minute and sadly, I’m drinking alone in my flat tonight. I’ve got a bunch of Strongbow (disgustingly, that’s cider for you Americans) and I’ve had about 5 and a half pints so far. Now, considering it’s almost twice as strong as most beers, does anyone care to bet on how much I can take!? I’m in a competitive mood tonight! Note how great my typing is at the moment–that’s a guide to your estimates!