Government Surplus

American government surplus seems to be one of those little oddities in life. Buy lots, cheap. For example, at the moment I’m half-seriously considering buying 72 Lbs. of Scissors. Hey, where did you think all the stuff they confiscate at the airport goes? It’s only about $30.00, plus, the place you have to pick the stuff up is only about 15 minutes away from me. Or, perhaps [URL=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=40176&item=5118699578]6 pallets of CPU’s and monitors for about $400.00? Sure, they don’t have their hard drives anymore, and who knows if they work, but I’m sure they’ll make very handy paperweights! (Think [URL=http://cgi.govliquidation.com/auction/view?id=441038&convertTo=USD]lots and lots of paper). :stuck_out_tongue:

A full list of the stuff on eBay from Pennsylvania State Surplus is here.

Even better is Federal Surplus. This site has tons of stuff. Practically nothing is already bidded on, and everything seems to be $35.00. Need a [URL=http://cgi.govliquidation.com/auction/view?id=436986&convertTo=USD]20-ton mobile crane? $35.00. Sure, it doesen’t work, but this new lawn ornament will be the envy of your neighbors! Besides, it’s cheaper than a [URL=http://store.yahoo.com/kimmelgnomes/cr22taclfogn.html]lawn gnome.

Some of the categories just seem a little, well, frightening. Go to this page and scroll down to the bottom. What’s the title of the last category with a drop-down list? Ah, yes. “Weapons, Aircraft, Nuclear Ord., Ammunition, Space” When you see what’s in the drop-down list, things get only more interesting. 1 item in the “Nuclear Reactors” category. 3 guns between 150mm and 200mm. 1 in the “Bombs” category. 4 in the “Guided Missile Launcher” category. Most of it’s just parts, but still… :huh:

So, anyone ever bought anything like this? I’m thinking about the 72 pounds of scissors. Just so I can say I did. “Hey, what have you bought recently?” “Funny you should ask, I just got 72 pounds of scissors!” What will I do with 72 pounds of scissors? Think paper snowflakes by the ton. :love: Or even better, 65 lbs. of corkscrews. Wine bottles will fear me!

Cheers, and happy shopping, if you are so inclined! :beer:

Wow - all the stuff that I never really thought I would need (http://cgi.govliquidation.com/auction/view?id=435573) but wouldn’t mind having. That should come in handy during the blizzards I will end up going through in a few months :slight_smile:

But, to answer your question, no - I have not bid for any items such as this. Though it is very tempting :stuck_out_tongue:

Wonder what the airport would do if you had 300 pairs of scissors in your carry-on…