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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in various places of India.

  1. A student’s leave letter:
    “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the
    class…”
  1. A candidate’s application:
    “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And an
    accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the past Several
    years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”
  1. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
    Please sanction me one-week leave.
  1. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
    return, please grant me half day casual leave”
  1. A leave letter to the headmaster:
    “As I am studying in this school I! am suffering from headache. I
    request you to leave me today”
  1. An incident of a leave letter:
    “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
  1. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
  1. A covering note:
    “I am enclosed herewith…”
  1. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
    As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
    grant me 10 days leave.
  1. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
    home I may be granted leave”.
  1. Letter writing:
    “I am in well here and hope you are a! lso in the same well.”
  1. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
    Performing his daughter’s wedding:
    “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s
    leave…”