Just thought I’d say it. They are da bomb diggity. For realz!
Top 10 things I love about my eyelids:
1.They keep my eyes nice and moist - Dried up shriveled eyes are gross!
2.They get me the ladies - If you can’t wink then how are you supposed to snag a girl!?
3.They keep the rain out - Because rain is mother natures *****
4.It’s a good place to hold my eyelashes - Those beautimous particle catchers need some place to rest!
5.The fact that they are voluntary makes me so super sweet at staring contests
6.They keep my eyes from popping out
7.They help me squint - normally at the super light-colored size .08 font that is on here sometimes
8.When I’m bored, I can tape them to my forehead!
9.Make sleeping a heluvalot easier.
10.They provide darkness - I’m emo.
What are your favorite things about my eyelids? erm, your eyelids.
