…but here is an e-mail I was forwarded 
[size=2]You Know You Live In 2005 When . .
[1.] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
[2.] You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name.
[4.] You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the .T.V.
[6.] Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
[8.] As you read this list, you think about telling this to all your friends.
[9.] And… you were too busy to notice number 5.
[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.
[11.] And now you’re laughing at your stupidity.[/size]
I hope this is my last attempt to be one of those people whose sole existence in life is to forward e-mails to others