You know you are a computer nerd when:

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You try to enter your password on the microwave.

  • You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.”

  • You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

  • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

  • Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

  • You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you
    haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

  • You didn’t give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for
    your email buddies via a Web page.

  • The concept of using real money, instead of internet shopping, to make a
    purchase is foreign to you.

  • Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags your
    computer desk.

  • Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have
    e-mail addresses.

  • You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

  • You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

  • Your idea of being organized is keeping ‘My Documents’ defraged.

  • You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

  • You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock.

  • You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

*You’ve made your family pics into icons so you can spend time with them

  • Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom

*Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what
she looks like

*U have thought up about 100 smiles more clever than :slight_smile:

*Co-workers have to email you about the fire alarm to get you out of the
building

*Every night you tell yourself you will not eat tomorrows meals with a fork
in one hand and a mouse in the other

  • U turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just
    pulled the plug on a loved one

*U see a good web design and still have to change it

*U feel sea-sick and light headed when you finally take those reading
glasses off and try to stand up.

*U dream in HTML

  • U find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word
    processor.com

*Monday has become your favourite day, back to your free PC with
broadband too.

*Friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 ; U reply “Yeah, I had V5, but it
was full of bugs!”

*U refer to going to the bathroom as downloading

*Your holiday was ruined … there was no internet café in town

*U take lunch in your office snacking with your chat friends .

*U find u can still get butterflies in your stomach … the thought of seeing
your PC again after your holiday/vacation

*U have prayers said everytime your PC dies.

  • U ask your doctor to implant a gigabyte in your brain.

*U dream of coming back as a cyborg.

*The remote to the T.V. is missing…and you don’t even care.

*You’re amazed to find out spam is a food

*You’ve sat 2 inches in front of your screen with a magnifying lens to see
how they made the colors

*U have owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands
for

*You’ve spent consecutive Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings
programming a computer

*U refer to your age as 2.x

*Your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight