Is Jessica Simpson really that dumb?

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[font=Times New Roman][size=3]I have the tv, as I always do…. :D[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]And “Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica” is on.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]I am wondering if she is really that blonde, or just acting dumb for the camera.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]I mean, yeah I wouldn’t mind getting in her pants,[/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=3]but I doubt I could live with her for a day without pulling all my hair out.[/size][/font]

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Apparently she is and she herself very well knows it.

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I think she really is that dumb.

That show is hilarious.

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Yup!

That broad is about as smart as a pubic hair.

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Well I know she is no good for a conversation, so I guess she is only good for one thing. :smiley:

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I thought vulcans had excellent control over their emotions…or doesn’t that count when they’re horny? :beam:

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Sometimes I feel sorry for her husband having to explain where tuna comes from. Then again…
…drool

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I think vulcans pork like once every seven years.

Is it your time to shine buddy?

:love: :beam: :thumb:

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yeah i really ahte when she says Oh my gah i cant stand that program :angry:

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As a Vulcan I can control my emotions, and it is therefore only logical that I can enhance them rather than suppress them.
Therefore with the power of my mind, I can be as horny as a horse.

I would normally do a mind meld rather than get sweaty and sticky.
Unfortunately you need a mind to meld with, so I guess I will just have to get down and dirty the old fashion way with Jessica.:smiley:

NOTE:
Don’t mind my trash tonight…. Getting home at 5pm from UNI I found out that I had an essay that I was supposed to hand up at 9am.
Its now 11pm and I have done stuff all, if I get it done tonight and hand it in before 9am I only loose 10% :smiley:

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If you were that blonde and beautiful, would you bother educating yourself when all you have to do is shake your hip a little to get whatever you want? Ignorance is bliss and I’ll take that over the stresses of thinking any day :slight_smile:

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True that sen!

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Don’t get me wrong shes real nice but I bet if you went into any city you would see countless women nicer than her. As for her brains I think they were warped when they dumped a bucket load of money at her door to do the series.

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Blonde or not i still say shes pretty dumb. i remember one time her dad told her that she had to do a post party show or something like that. Well she thought that post meant before because before you send out a letter, u put "post"age on it. So shes deriviving the word post from postage. go figure. i’d still give it to her though LOL :slight_smile:

peace

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some of it might be the ‘i’m on tv so let’s be girly’ approach - but you have to wonder…still she’s gorgeous.

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Couldn’t have said it any better…

Man she’s beautiful. All real and she’s got a ton of money to boot :wink:

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she seems nice enough and comes from a good family as well. lol.

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no need to be intelligent if you are rich and good looking :smiley:

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Pelease… a blowup doll has more brains…

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Ahhhh but old age gonna kick your *ss eventually eh? Then where will she be and who’s gonna pay for it? :whistle: