LMAO guys lmao read this

[LEFT]is it just me or this guy whois writing this like aboustly dumb ???
read it ull laugh all night

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
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Well your spelling isn’t making you look like a genius. :wink:

Its blocked here at work. Whats the skinny on this?

Popular hacker software includes “Comet Cursor”, “Bonzi Buddy” and “Flash”.
flash?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.
:lol:

edit: this guy really doesnt like giving his children freadom…

Oldd :sure:

One of the oldiest, funniest made-up stories in the world…

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request “faster” video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer’s manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new “processor” from a company called “AMD”, this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, “knock-off” copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

oh God, even AMD was quoted. what does a video card have to do with hacking anyway?
This is very old BS

still funny tho…

Until I got the Quake and “Lunix” part I believed it was some illiterate parent but now, this has got to be made up :-/ :stuck_out_tongue:

edit: in the comments it says that Linux “[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]is based on a program called “xenix”, which was written by Microsoft for the US government.”

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i dont think it is made up… look at some of the other articles he has written, i see the same ignorance…

old and funny :teeth:

sounds like my dad…■■■■ i hate that guy :bored:

haha i found another article of his…

The lesson here is quite clear. If you are going to post information to the world wide web, you must take the privilege of electronic publishing as seriously as if you were submitting a paper to a professional organisation. Every fact must be checked, and every relevant piece of data must be included.

:lol:

yep - thats my dad…seriously…:frowning:

As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I’m a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

Taking and interest in your childeren is one thing, but this just takes it too far, I hate over-protective controlling parents, i’d be seriously pissed if mine were like that.

Being like that as a parent just opens the door for your childeren to rebel. Rules were made to be broken :stuck_out_tongue:

Funny tho :stuck_out_tongue:

if he is a model parent what will i be whats greater then model parent lol

yeh if i was his kid i would go up to him and be like say the f word and curse and kick his *** lol

trust me - many days (like today) i want to >:(

lol that articel was ■■■■ funny, too bad some parents may think that it’s true

I want to see his/her children when they get the chance to break out and no longer be guided by their parents. They’ll prolly end up doing all kinds of drugs and chill all day

ummm, AMD makes processor chips. ATI makes video cards. :A+:

please tell me it’s a hoax