Q. What do Michael Jackson and a games console have in common?
A. They’re both made of silicon and plastic and get turned on by small kids.
Q. What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun.
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne waits until you’re a teenager before coming on your face.
Police have recently raided Michael Jackson’s house. In the living room, they found Class A drugs, in the bathroom they found Class B drugs, and in the bedroom they found Class 5C.
Anybody else got any good ones? I love jokes like these 
