My Life: The X-File

Ok so today I wake up at about 1:30 PM. I am gunna watch some sweet cartoons I decide (BIRDMAN!!!). I look for my glasses but cannot find them. I look and look some more. At 3:10 PM I stop looking for my glasses, I have searched the house THROUGHLY. The funny thing is that I can’t remember what I did last night, no joke. Abduction? I think not, but I do have a cat… :h:

HELP ME SOLVE THE CASE DAMMIT!!! "The Case of The Missing Glasses by H.G. Eatham :tb:

-Señor Chimp

They’re in the microwave

check your face… lol

dude i checked the micro

and i looked in the mirror a couple of times i think

Go back to sleep, then try again.

Your mom stepped on them and didn’t tell you…

I lost my glasses once… I went to sleep with them around, but I woke up and they couldn’t be found. So I tore apart my bed, again, toss my sleeping bag onto the floor and prepare to uproot the bed again, and as I step on the sleeping bag to get a better grasp of the bad… Crunch. The glasses were somehow INSIDE the lining of the sleeping bag. Not inside the bag itself as I had it unzipped, but, inside the the actual material that makes up the sleeping bag. So, I had some bizarre transformation of matter AND a pair of busted glasses.

I say wait for what ever you have been smoking to wear off…

Then check you toilet bowl as they might have fallen off when you where chucking up your guts last night.

I will cross my fingers for you that they are not sitting on a floater… :smiley:

did u even used to wear glasses?
think…mystery is getting confusing by every post, is’nt it?

guess we guys rnt much of a help :smiley:
:stuck_out_tongue:

haha ok let me update:

  1. I took apart my bed: nothing
  2. I’m sure i wasn’t drinking…smoking is another story
  3. I have worn glasses for watching TV, reading the blackboard(green?) and seeing movies. Thats all.

I know I had them Friday night IN MY HOUSE so they have to be here somewhere…

hehe :stuck_out_tongue:

I remember once I had a buddy over (many years ago), we were playing with pogs (if anyone remember those thingies). I had a stool set in my room, and we whacked the pogs on that with special metallic slammers. I remember I gave one slammer hell, and it went from the stool to my desk, you could hear it hit 'em hard, and them it just vanished! there’s a shelf beneath my desk too, and that’s the only way it could go, but still we didn’t hear it hit it… :huh:

So, 2 weeks later I found the slammer inside my closet, on the bottom shelf, beind a huge box o’ Lego’s… and there’s NO way in hell that slammer can get into the closet without it being open… and it wasn’t when we lost it…

odd… I still haven’t figured out how it got there…

I remember pogs…

One time, I was playing with my POWER RANGERS~~!!!11111 and I had just gotten the last colored guy (blue, I think) so now I could assemble the mega weapon out of all of the little weapons they each came with. Anyhow, I put the mega weapon up on this window sil (sp?) that we had some plants on.

The next day when I came back to play with them… The mega weapon was gone, except for the Blue Ranger’s stuff. I still can’t figure that one out.

duuude the power ranger were so rascist! Yellow Asian ranger! African-American Black ranger! Red redneck ranger? hehe

well today i am getting new glasses :pleased:

And the Green Ranger was Irish?

Where’d I hear that?

haha is he really? What about the pink one? Or the blue? :hm:

No, that was just a joke I heard somewhere.

no I know. I was curious if the joke included the other rangers lol

OMFG!!!1111!!!11!!! I bought new glasses today…dandy right? So it’s 11:50 now and I was going to read in bed for a bit. I sit on my bed and i hear a thud. I look under my bed and it’s nothing other than my old glasses!!! WTF!!! I think the sleeping bad thing happened to me!!!

Ha ha that’s funny… you live in the West Coast, Ha!

:huh:

I’m sticking to my story: Your mom stepped on them, she felt bad and bought you some new one’s. But figured, instead of telling you, as if you hadn’t noticed, she would just put them under your pillow.

I knew it all along. :smiley:

lol but they were in the case and unbroken! I blame this man: http://www.radioactivechimp.com/ChimpPages/marty.JPG

AKA my cat