, seems small for
his size compared
old lazy peope 
like president BUSH
// LOL
, who recently made
hotdogs with John Edwards.
John Kerry however
is allergic to hotdogs, so
he went surfing
but he didn’t
get eaten by
[dr. evil voice] sharks with freakin’ laserbeams on their head [/voice]
but he DID
//lol
get swallowed by
a giant whale
that actually turned
him into a
purple spotted flying llamonkey with
a hairy
and sick chimpanzee
