Phil Jayhan is a terrorist!

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STRIKING NEWS ALERT, our beloved Phil Jayhan has been declared by the FBI as one of the most wanted terrorists on the PLANET!!! His sudden disappearance from Random comes in the wake of the following release:

The Rewards From the Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $2.4 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Phil Jayhan.

Click Here to see this URGENT news release

Phil :stuck_out_tongue: its all in good fun :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: i can’t believe someone made a site about you! :wink: :wink: :wink:

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i mean i thought Phil was like this cool dude, but after this…i’m not so sure you know? :angry: i’m very mad at him :angry: :angry:

anyone feel the same way??? :frowning:

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I love terrorists with the name Phil (that’s my dad’s name)!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Breaking News: Phil Jayhan is a crackhead!!!

http://www.phil.jayhan.smokescrack.net

btw Phil, is it okay if i use your name??? this site is hillarious and brilliant…i wish i had thought of it!!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Phil Jayhan has been arrested as a street hooker , beastiality ****agrapher , and selling beer to kids . When Phil Jayhan was asked why so many crimes he said:

Originally said by :phil: :

I have to do it to support my love Osama Bin Laden. You watch some day he and I will be together anagin in the promised land .

LOL :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

:*( <----- laughing tears

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the terrorist thing was amusing.

the 200 pop ups that attempted to take over my computer were not.

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these popups make me wanna kill someone :bad:
if i knew who invented them… :evil: :skull:

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Ya the pages where funny but i’m still getting hit with popups.

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Popups!Popups! Nothing but popups! I ain’t clickin’ that link anymore!

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:phil: says:

Crack cocaine, it’s fantastic! My favorite Kryptonite hit of the day is the morning wake-up, that first blast off the crack pipe. It really puts a spring into my step!

Phil, I had no idea…

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WOW! ALL I SEE IS 900 MILLION POP-UPS THAT ARE TRYING TO CRASH MY COMPUTER OR SOMETHING!

You guys play counter-strike?

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I have something very important to tell you guys…
I am Amaso NedaLniB <-- A secret to my fellow people of Afghanistan: Spell it backwords.

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wow, you people really need to get popup ad blockers, norton firewall has one built in and i don’t get a single popup when i go to that site…maybe i should try it without the ad blocker…

if i had posted the other site about Phil…all hell would break loose…since he did one time say lost is not hideous…thats very…intresting…anyone wanna see the last link??