Php to asp - flash guest book

I have this problem that server on which I intend to publish my site does not support PHP.
So my guest book which is partialy made in PHP won’t show.
I know that server suports ASP.
Is there anyone who could translate my PHP (about 50 lines) to ASP so I don’t have to learn ASP from scratch.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!!!

ps.
If there is someone who could do this, I will link my files.