Riddle me this

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We’ve done jokes - how about riddles?

Besides… I’m going to be visiting some friends and we had a riddle showdown (shut up - I know… we’re geeks) and I need to be armed for next time.

Here - I’ll start:

Jack and Jill are dead on the floor. There’s water around them. Tom is walking away. What happened?

I will only answer “yes/no” questions. This is a pretty easy one.

2

Did tom shoot them with water guns, and the water went up each of their noses causing them to drown?

3

are they cold?

4

You killed them and made up this riddle?

5

I think we have a winner!

:wink:

6

tom is a cat and jack and jill are goldfish.

  • brothers and sisters have i none
    but that mans father
    is my fathers sone
    who is he
7

aw, you ruined the fun… I like these kinds of riddles.

8

You hit the nail right on, Law!

Hmm… do you have any step-siblings?

9

****, that was good.

10

his son.

Who killed one-fourth of mankind?

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its your son. :slight_smile:

12

grrr G! ahhhh

13

Are we talking about that man or that man’s father?

14

baked beans arent sitting well jubba?

15

Ahhh… grandfather?

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brothers and sisters have i none
but that mans father
is my fathers sone
who is he

replace “my father’s son” with “me”

brothers and sisters have i none
but that mans father
is me.
who is he

17

AAAHHH!! Good one!

Ok here’s another:
The maker doesn’t need it.
The buyer doesn’t use it.
The user doesn’t see it.
What is it?

18

very good

19

sorry jubby :wink:

to all:

there is no fun in riddles from the internet. you shall find all the answers and all the questions HERE

if you guys wanna play this game is better to create your own riddles, and be good at it.

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a coffin