Randomness

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Im you
your me?
no your me
u just said your me
no i said im you
im me
yes, and im you
who am i
your you
you just said im me
no i said your you
but your you
yes, but im not me
if your not you, who are you
im me, just not me
who am i
your you
but your you!

—someone continue—

242

And unto EthanM, the Lord asphalt did say:

“Check your godd*mn PM!” :wink:

[size=1]Side Note: Surface and Voetsjoeba - the entire point of this thread IS NOT to continue things on from one post to another. you are completely defeating the ‘randomness’ of this ‘randomness’ thread. :angry:[/size]

243

That would be cool if you lived in a concrete jungle.

244

I have great ideas for new inventions…
like a: “Beer Bottle/Lighter combo”

245

To the world, he is someone.

But to someone, he is the world.

246

why is making love to dary products illegal

247

Why are there no female smilies??

248

we’ve gotta get out of this place… if it’s the last thing we ever do…

249

If we changed hours to be only 40 minutes, we could have 36 hours in a day.

250

i like chicken, i like liver, meow meow mix, please deliver

251

we’re out of toilet paper…

252

I pledge allegience to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under god, indivisable with liberty, and justice for all

253

Why does Hawaii have an interstate Highway?

They didn’t ask permission before they invaded the country and took it over, they can do whatever they want in Hawaii.

254

[AS]
var bears=[new Bear(“Papa_Bear”),new Bear(“Mama_Bear”),new Bear(“Baby_Bear”)];
var cottage=Woods.addcottage(new cottage(‘nice’));
for (var i=0;0<bears.length;i++)
bears*.home=cottage;

onEvent (one_Day) {
Mama_Bear.make(‘porridge’);
}
Mama_Bear.onPorridgeDone=function(){
while (!Porridge.isCoolYet())
for (bear in bears)
bear.goForAWalk();
}
onEvent(bearsWeregone) {
Goldilocks = new little_girl();
Goldilocks.wander(Woods);
Goldilocks.gotoAndFind(cottage);
with(cottage.table) {
addPorridgeBowl({size:‘big’,taste:‘too hot’});
addPorridgeBowl({size:‘medium_sized,taste:‘too cold’});
addPorridgeBowl({size:‘small’,taste:‘just right’});
}
with(Goldilocks) {
saw(cottage.table);
try(cottage.table.bowls[‘big’].taste);
try(cottage.table.bowls[‘medium_sized’].taste);
try(cottage.table.bowls[‘small’].taste);
eatAllUp(cottage.table.bowls[‘small’]);
}
Goldilocks.goto(cottage.livingroom);
with(cottage.livingroom) {
addChair({size:‘big’,seat:‘too hard’});
addChair({size:‘medium_sized’,seat:‘too soft’});
addChair({size:‘small’,seat:‘just right’});
}
with(Goldilocks) {
try(cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘big’].seat);
try(cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘medium_sized’].seat);
try(cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘small’].seat);
}
cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘small’].breakIntoPieces();
Goldilocks.tumbleTo(floor());
Goldilocks.goto(cottage.upstairs);
with(cottage.upstairs) {
addBed({size:‘big’,mattress:‘too hard’});
addBed({size:‘medium_sized’,mattress:‘too soft’});
addBed({size:‘small’,mattress:‘just right’});
}
with(Goldilocks) {
try(cottage.upstairs.beds[‘big’].mattress);
try(cottage.upstairs.beds[‘medium_sized’].mattress);
try(cottage.upstairs.beds[‘small’].mattress);
}
Goldilocks.gotoAndFallFastAsleep(
cottage.upstairs.beds[‘small’]);
}
onEvent(bearsReturned) {
for(bear in bears) {
bear.sitDownAndEat(Porridge);
switch (bear.name) {
case ‘Papa_Bear’:
bear.say(
‘Somebody’s been eating my porridge.’);
break;
case ‘Mama_Bear’:
bear.say(
‘Somebody’s been eating my porridge, too.’);
break;
case ‘Baby_Bear’:
bear.say(
‘Somebody’s been eating my porridge,’+
’ and now it’s all gone!!’);
break;
}
}
for(bear in bears) {
bear.gotoAndGasp(cottage.livingroom);
switch (bear.name) {
case ‘Papa_Bear’:
bear.say(
‘Somebody’s been sitting in my chair.’);
break;
case ‘Mama_Bear’:
bear.say(
‘Somebody’s been sitting in my chair, too.’);
break;
case ‘Baby_Bear’:
bear.say(
'Somebody’s been sitting in my chair, '+
‘and now it’s all broken!!’);
break;
}
}
for(bear in bears) {
bear.gotoAndGapeInHorror(cottage.upstairs);
switch (bear.name) {
case ‘Papa_Bear’:
bear.say(
‘Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed!’);
break;
case ‘Mama_Bear’:
bear.say(
‘Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed, too!’);
break;
case ‘Baby_Bear’:
bear.say(
'Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed, '+
‘and she’s still here!!!’);
break;
}
}
Goldilocks.wokeUp();
Goldilocks.lookedAt(bears);
for (var i=0;i<3;i++)
Goldilocks.ran([‘out of the house’,
‘through the woods’,
‘home to her mother’]*);
TheEnd();
}

[/AS]

255

Once upon a time i had arms

256

:whistle:*The Truth

*I fixed the link. I think they’re trying to censor me

257

Gold! GOLD! Always believe in your soo-o-o-ul!

258

You’ve got the power to know, you’re indestructabe-e-e-el, always belie-ieve in …

259

if kirupa is the devil, then EthanM is a crazy freak

PROOF!

260

so anyway, they said dont refer back. I’ll call them later