You take your white finger
Slide the nail under the top and bottom buttons of my blazer
Relax the fraying wool, slacken ties
And I’m not to look at you in the shoe, but the eyes
Find the eyes
Find me and follow me through corridors
Refectories and files you must follow
Leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee
It’s better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine, yes it’s mine
I time every journey to bump into you accidentally
I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate
All the girls I hate, all the words I hate, the clothes I hate
How I’ll never be anything I hate
You smile, mention something that you like
Oh, how you’d have a happy life if you did the things you like
Find me and follow me through corridors
Refectories and files you must follow
Leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee
It’s better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine, yes it’s mine
So I’m on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it
And what I made is unclear now
But his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, it’s easy now, yes, it’s easy now
Find me and follow me through corridors
Refectories and files you must follow
Leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee
Well, find me and follow me through corridors
Refectories and files you must follow
Leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee
It’s better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine, yes it’s mine
mlk- :thumb:
An effervescing elephant with tiny eyes, and great big trunk
Once whispered to the tiny ear, the ear of one inferior
That by next June he’d die, oh yeah!
Because the tiger would roam
The little one said “oh my goodness I must stay at home
And everytime I hear a growl
I’ll know the tiger’s on the prowl
But I’ll be really safe you know
The elephant he told me so”
And everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
And the message was spread to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
Who wallowed in the mud and chewed their spicy hippoplankton food
And tended to ignore the word, refering to survey I heard
From stupid water bison, oh yeah!
And all the jungle took fright and ran around for all the day and the night
But all in vain because you see
The tiger came and said “Who me? You know I wouldn’t hurt not one of you
I much prefer something to chew and you’re all too scant, oh yeah!”
He ate the elephant.
It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lights
t’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It’s time to put on makeup
It’s time to dress up right
It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let’s get things started
Why don’t you get things started
It’s time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
WEWSTTYJIL;OLNM /;]\
sorry, there was a spider on the keyboard
Try to lick the back of your head :thumb:!
I hate my neighborhod!
I DON’T LIVE AN A HOD, I live an a hood 
and everybody’s ignoring my thread :(:
C´mon! just eat that fries!
This thread is so that people can up their post count isn’t it? Along with the never ending story and the word assoc. game. I’m onto you.
I do wonder reefster about your wonders
Lol what :P?
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Flubber me goose and kick me in the…baseball! Do you like baseball?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOw. insert cat noise here.
[spoiler=Reefster Is on To Us!]Hah! I got you to look at this didn’t i![/spoiler]
Collecting useless things makes me feel like a true american (Apu Nahasapeemapetilon)
I just completed The Simpsons Hit&Run for the second time
did you know that the first oscillator was discovered by Elisha Gray (1835-1901) in 1876?
Gray accidentally dicovered that he could control sound from a self vibrating electromagnetic circuit and in doing so invented a basic single note oscillator. He named it the ‘Musical Telegraph’.
thanks Mr. Gray!
http://www.obsolete.com/120_years/machines/telegraph/index.html
I hope my store will not be robbed more than 4 times while I am driving around today (Apu Nahasapeemapetilon)
Pigs can’t look up in the sky.
not unless you give ‘em a good lipbustin’.
that’ll show 'em to rebel.
I’m onto you is right!
Takes out zizzors
<PDiddy Mode Activated>
Take that take that take that.
Licks lips
Take that take that take that.
<PDiddy Mode Deactivated>
Welcome back!
