Red rabbit to bad magic

So am I in?

Only if you don’t do anything.

:huh:

Lol.

It’s all about Nothing.

Don’t think of it as we don’t do anything.

Think of it as we do nothing.

It’s more positive that way.

There’s always nothing to do or we wouldn’t have anything to do.

Dj, While I see a conflict in welcoming you as a brother and at the same time trying to detroy you in battle…

Welcome to the club. Remember the Code.

Your Title is: Dr. Eternal Comatose Pillow Biter

enough - this thread is just too big to ignore it.
what exactly is this club and what do you do???
secret club of sharif haters?
a militant private armee for e(a)tha(n)m?
the 12 Monkeys???

and the most important of all:
do you worship spongebob?

WE DOOOOO NOOOOTTTTTHHHHIIINNNNGGGG

are you blind man!? o.O

:p:

Body Do I have to up your meds again? Be nice to the potential followers.

Yes.
Wanna join?

I’m here… what I miss?

A few new members. A few more death threats. A few more grand schemes. A few awards and nothing at all to do with me in the blast bunker… nothing at all…

For courage under fire during the early years of our Cult. I award Sushisource the Purple Heart. He stoodfast during death threats from his fellow members and even created your Master King President Lord Sir’s new Battle Name: EatHam.

Congrats Sushi.

:lol:!!! Secret club of the sharif haters!

(see post 325)

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We don’t hate you Sharif. We respect you as a formidable enemy.

Body Do I have to up your meds again? Be nice to the potential followers.
so you worship ethans body??? :h:

strange, but whatever
well what can I loose.
I guess I will join.
If I want to leave again later I can still commit suicide

what do I have to do? put some sentence in my footer like the others did?
send all my money to what address?

[edit] oh and sharif, it’s nothing personal, I just want to find out what’s inside this cult[/edit]

[edit2]…if I don’t come back again, someone may take revenge for my early death[/edit2]

Though we do tend to worship ethan’s bodacious body on occasion, that is not at all the intention of our organization. Our primary goal is to do nothing, though sometimes it is hard, we try our very least. If you want to join you must not do anything. I would allow you in, but I would be breaking what I stand for by doing something, therefor nothing shall be done until a less loyal member matriculates you.

I’m excellent at nothing!
I sleep about 12 hours, eat 2 times a day, go running ~4 times a week in the evening, go out ~4 times a week, and spend the rest of the time in front of my computer.
to sum it up: I do nothing.
woarg (or how it is spelled) is a foreign word for me.
actually, since I am almost never exposed to UV-radiation, my skin is sensible enough to get a sunburn from any form of blue light (what’s much too close to uv light in my opinion)
furthermore the distance between my eyes and the monitor is approximately 1cm (sometimes less, depends on the angle I look at the monitor naturally regulated by the length of my nose)
so one could see the kirupa forum structure burnt in my skin.

am I lazy enough?

Hmmm, I don’t know, that sounds like something.