: :beam: …
:s: :
:
:s: & :cyborg: 
then
= :love:
…
:cowboy: : 
The End!
One day, asphalt was playing with himself when kit walked by. Asphalt was dumbstruken and started drooling on himself since kit was so hot. Well, kit didn’t think asphault was sexy.
She then got a love letter from soul and fell in love and started crying since he was so sweet. She then kissed soul Asphalt saw this and got very very angry. So asphalt shot a rocket at soul, but unfortunately for asphalt, the rocket exploded right before it hit soul.
But soul still exploded. Soul went to the hospital, and his nurse, kit, helped him get better. Asphalt then got spanked by kit for exploding soul’s head.
Asphalt then felt he was a pimp for getting spanked by kit. Soul got angry, and called asphalt stupid. And kit was like, so annoyed at their childishness and rolled her eyes.
Then soul and kit broke their computers and they flew off to the bahamas (on their f16’s) as their honeymoon. And asphalt went back to playing with himself and his ball.
p.s. if this is even close to right and it’s my turn, someone else take it, my house is shaking from thunder and my power is prob. gonna go out soon.
Score Nali! bravo! :beam:
-se
One day, asphaltcowboy was playing with himself (his 300th time i believe), when a cyborg from the near future walked by. Asphalt (AC from now on) got sick at the sight and started foaming at the mouth. The cyborg was in search and detect mode at the time. Soul became turned on by this futuristic cyborg and started lamenting to it. The cyborg then spotted Soul and shot yellow lasers from its eyes and mouth at Soul. Suddenly a couple walked between them and kissed. AC was enraged at the site of his Soul being attacked by the cyborg, but he didn’t know what to do, since that couple were still kissing, so he self-destructed, hoping to destroy the cyborg along with him. After being killed, AC was replaced by a robot sent from the future and turned on his beloved Soul and started firing Nerf rockets at his head. Soul finally exploded after the barrage of the foam missiles. Badly bruised, the cyborg came and rearranged his face for further insult. The cyborg then attacked the robot AC by taking a metal pan the borg so happened to have and beating it on AC’s head. BUT IT WAS FUTILE! His head, too, was made of metal. Because of the torment from that pan, AC’s circuits were re-wired and he was suddenly programmed to be a pimp. Soul (from another dimensia) marched in protest saying the sun was stupid. The cyborg then began to go haywire and started following Soul. They both watched twins pound an anvil for a couple hours then they both became F16s which were their favorite vehicles, because after all they were Transformers.
AC broke a record that day…
The End.
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wow. for a minute i thought sen was spamming, but then my brain kicked in and i realized it was a story:P
Great story though
good job nali:P
Manny, you’re efforts can’t go without reward; great conclusion =) you’re up!
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After killing Phil, Rev’s head explodes and alien Phil jumps out and appears on the forums for 15 seconds to PM someone, then disappears.
LOL, i like that one. I was really testing to see if i could synch the animations, but since you already answered, your turn. :thumb:
nah, take it again thor. I’m not creative.
argh, i don’t want to go again. anyone take it!
:pope: :trout:'s <:}until he is 
LOL!
EDIT!
i added in a missing piece to the puzzle:trout:
that looks like it goes together well but I have no idea what it means :crazy:
i fixed it sen:P
lol it makes perfect sense now (I should have seen that before ;))
:beam:
your turn sen:)
This thread is so SICKLY funny! :beam:
nooooooooo I didnt answer it for a reason - Im about to go to bed :beam: someone else take it =)
Sen, I just have to say that the smiley story has reduced me to hysterics in the middle of the office. 
So did Nali’s translation. 
That’s cheered me up no end. :beam:
