Holy crap, look what i found on the jared thing link you posted:
[size=5]Godzilla Attacks LA![/size]
Equipped with a Japanese Mind-control device, the giant monster has attacked important harbours along the California coast. President to take action.
[size=5]Phil Jayhan’s Death Star Update[/size]
After years of contracting set-backs and searching for hard-to-get parts, Mr. Jayhan is nearing completion on his world-destroying Death-Star. We are all looking forward to the future enslaving and erradication of the human race.
[size=5]Bigfoot Spoted at M.I.T. Dining Area[/size]
The beast was seen ordering a Snapple in the dining area on Tuesday. In a related story, Kirupa Chinnathambi, an MIT engineering student has been reported missing.
[size=5]London Angel Saves England[/size]
The “London Angel” known only as “Kit” has saved the U.K. yet again. Reports have stated that she destroyed every single Churchill bobble-head dog in the country. A great heartfilled thank you goes out to her.
[size=5]Six-eyed Man to be Wed to an Eight-armed Woman[/size]
Uhhhmmm… No comment really… just a little creepy to see them together…
[size=5]Ahmed’s Birthday Extravaganza![/size]
The gifted youngster’s birthday party should be a blast. He is turning thirteen and has requested a large cake, ice cream, and a petting zoo complete with pony rides.