> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
> > > over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
> > > hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
> > > partial sponge bath. “Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are
> > my
> > > testicles black?”
> > >
> > > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only
> > here
> > > to wash your upper body and feet.”
> > >
> > > He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
> > >
> > > Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> > testicles,
> > > she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
> > > She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his testicles in
> > > the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing
> > wrong
> > > with them, Sir!”
> > >
> > > The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
> > > Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> > > closely… A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l ts - b a c k?"
