Okay i’m graduating this year, and the people in my class can’t be more retarded.
Example of a daily conversation.
Bob: Hello. How’s the weather today.
Tim: Your mom!
Bob: Gee, that’s not nice. How did you like the chemistry exam today? It was really long.
Tim: That’s not what your mother said last night!
And the sad part is that I’m more involved in this than anybody else. Is it just the hormones? How the hell do I control this? Weird (mostly sick) things just blurb out on their own. It gets really annoying (for myself). 
