THE MAN - Homer Simpson

Some of Homer’s quotes are just pure gold and makes you burst out laughing in front of your monitor, hopefully we’ll end up with a huge long list and when your feeling blue…read this and smile.

So without further adew, some Homer quotes.

We make a good team…a groin-grabbingly good team.

Son, when you get older you’ll realise that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead

(Answering the phone) You’ll have to speak up; I’m wearing a towel

Homer: (to Lisa) Donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside: purple is a fruit

feel free to post your favourite…