“Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”
-Homer
“I lost my map.”
"You haven’t been issued a map yet.
-Homer
-Smithers
“Hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”
-Homer
“I lost my map.”
"You haven’t been issued a map yet.
-Homer
-Smithers
we all know simpsons rule…you are stating an obvious fact which makes you an obvious-fact stater. from now on you shall be referred to as obvious-fact stater
so obvious-fact stater, how is your day? did you get any head today obvious-fact stater? :x did you get much homework obvious-fact stater? how long is my left arm obvious-fact stater?
i’m kidding aislin…but i think I should be your leader, not sen…
abducts sen and drops body in river drowning him
don’t you know i’m sen’s DADDY
lmfao…kidding sen…cheer up…
homer: “boy, I know u wanted to see that movie, but when i was a kid i really wanted a catchers mit, and my dad wouldnt get it for me. So i held my breath untill i passed out and banged my head on the coffee table, the doctors thought i might have brain damage…”
bart: “er…dad, whats the point of this story?”
homer(while smiling): “I like stories”
homer(while drinking a beer): Oh lisa, you and your lies: Bart’s a vampire, beer kills brain cells, now…lets go back to that place…where…TV and…bed…is.
This is my favorite simpsons quote of all time:
Marge: Homer!!! you licking frogs.
Homer: I’m not , not licking frogs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA…that cracks me up everytime I think about it.
3d yea and his eyes go huge…same ep as:
HELP US JEEBUS!!! - Homer
Or when Homer was like:
“If you are up there…Help me Superman!”
Ah! simpsons quotes! Yay!
Grandpa simpson: “AH UH, the metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it.”
…and Makaveli… !!
or how about
all from homer
“I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone.”
“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!”
“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
“Trying is the first step towards failure.”
“I know what you’re saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.”
and my ALL TIME FAV, i can’t believe nooone mentioned it yet
[SIZE=4]Doh![/SIZE]
all these are from Homer…he is my role model…seriously
Groundskeeper willie is mine
“There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!”
“I’ve been wreslin’ wolves since you been suckin’ ya motha’s teet”
… though Ralph is great too!
“And my doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.”
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”
“Ms. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.”
they should put GW Bush on simpsons
his quote could be
“They Misunderestimated me” or
“Teach a child to read and he or her will pass a literacy test”
:bad: Dam Maj…made me spit out carrots…now how can i act like a rabbit without carrots!!!
ou est pom? regarde il [footer]
i love proffisor frink :geek: :geek: :P… cant remember any quotes right now though
*Originally posted by morse *
**ou est pom? regarde il [footer] **
non, avatar. oui?
sen:
congrats on being annointed by the bigK…
you deserve it…
Rev
thanks, I couldnt have done it without you!
well maybe, but less likely!
and I got your back in anyone tries to throw you to the curb I gots powers now and aint afeared to use em! :hires a monkey to sit at my desk and do all the work:
thanks big guy
:lets sen “take the point”:
I’ll have you know I have not been “curbed” since that nasty incident in Las Vegas during Comdex '92, but one never knows… I am going out later on tonite…
:beam: :beam:
Rev
wowwww, ur a mod!! remember we made those plans to take over Kirupaville once you were…in?? remember? wink wink
edit by Mak pretending to be sen: no i don’t [SIZE=1]sssh, keep it on the low[/SIZE]
edit by Mak: yes you do
edit by Mak pretending to be sen: MAK!! STFU b4 i ban yo raggety @$$!!
:-\ ok sen, have it your way, i didn’t think you would be like this!
i’m going to :phil: and complain …or :flower: or :ub:
edit by Mak pretending to be sen: tell them what? you want to take over Kirupaville?
Mak slinks into shadows…
I’m getting better at being better.
Oh yeah.
My threads are kickass nowadays cause people know me.
Or I just start good threads.
How about…
Wiggum: “How’re we gonna get out of this hole!?”
Homer: “I know, let’s dig our way out!”
digging
Wiggum: “No, no, dig <i>up</i>, stupid.”
mak: I have my on you!
Aislin: yeah you’re doing my proud! :beam: - cant go wrong with a simpsons thread
Homer: “Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Btw mak, Im doing a little thing on isometic junk in flash over in the FMX forum, so that can actually be easily assimilated into the kirupaville project… once I do it at least Ill work on that now.
and your telling me this why…? lol :whistle: you should be eilsoe and playa and those guys who actually MADE their own pixel blocks
[SIZE=3]ssh, i know what your saing, once Kirupaville is created, you give me the go ahead to enter through your BACKDOOR and TAKEOVER [/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]BWHAHAHAHAHHA[/SIZE]
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