[color=RoyalBlue]Seaman 1:[/color] “Dam the Windows blue screen of death !”
[color=Orange]Seaman 2:[/color] “What’s wrong now?”
[color=RoyalBlue]Seaman 1:[/color] “Windows just croaked again and launched a few intercontinental nuclear missiles.”
[color=Orange]Seaman 2:[/color] “Not to worry… At least they will hit there target.”
[color=RoyalBlue]Seaman 1:[/color] “Why’s that?”
[color=Orange]**Seaman 2: **[/color]“Guidence system is a Mac :D”
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4]Royal Navy to have Windows on Warships[/size][/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]Politics have triumphed over the recommendations of senior software engineers in the decision to implement the Windows OS as the standard for British naval command systems.[/size][/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]Despite arguments against it, the Royal Navy deployed the Windows OS on the attack submarine HMS Torbay in June, and announced that it will install the system on its Vanguard class ballistic missile subs and remaining attack submarines.[/size][/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]The Vanguard class submarines carry the UK’s Trident nuclear intercontinental missiles. Engineers who raised concerns about the stability and suitability of Windows for Warships had their employment terminated.[/size][/font]
