What are your unsatisfied urges?

I’ve got a few.
Most are represented in my mind with images of cartoons I’ve seen before.

1 :run: - Running around screaming with my arms pointing upwards to relieve stress.
2 - Slapping someone on the face because you know they deserve it, even before they open their mouth.

These are just commons ones… I get this kind of stuff all the time.

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Example made up while I was writing this:

  • An image of a midget holding a ping pong racket slapping the pope on his nuts, with said racket, while runing under his legs.

  • Then an text would fade in saying: “This wouldn’t be a problem if the pope was a woman!” and fading out after a couple of seconds.

This is how I stay jolly most of the time. Sadistic versions also appear, but those are not as nice. :blush: