My friend’s 18th birthday is coming up and I’m looking for something smart and unique to write inside the little ol’ card I’m whipping up for her. 
I’m about as creative as a quadriplegic walrus when it comes to thinking up original material, so I need some help here!
Oh, and not dumb immature stuff like “omglolz ur 18 go get drunk!!11!!one!!”
She’s not the kind of friend I’d write a sweet little poem to, either, so that’s out of the question.
Ideas, people! I need ideas! :hugegrin:
