see first question :sigh:
i dont’ think that qualifies you
We already know it’s a male.
darn it, how about are you related to a toilet?
a nifty robe
hmm . . . recently? there’s a whiny brat I looked after and I guess other cool beings with super powers :beam:
NO!
Do you fly with the use of a club and can pull just about anything our of your hairy body?
do you have a girlfriend?
// can I ask another too?
are you from earth?
Have you been in movies?
sorry sorry sorry I had a nosy secretary stop in to see what I was up to . . .
no I am not whatever the hell scary thing you are thinking of
no I am not ben affleck
Yes I am a famous star!
are you often shown on the hallmark channel?
How old…approx…would you be?
Ethan was thinking of Caaapptttaaiinnnn CAaaaaavvveemmmaaannnn!!!
I’m sorry I don’t know that! We don’t have cable . . . 
136 years as you know it.
are you in a movie in the 21st century
Are you in cartoons mostly?
//wow, you’re making my head spin 
are you batman?
no - egad! one question at a time! :sen:
nope
wow, this is going longer than I thought. Okay, next non yes/no questions gets a good genuine answer. 
Are you a hobbit ?
**edit like FROTO!!! 
have you been in a movie within the last fifty years?
nope (though I have hairy toes) 
YES! Ask away!
