Worded preloader

hello all, its been some time since i last checked these forums cause i have been kinda bussy, so how is everyone.

i would of liked to posted a nice message just saying that but i have a preloader problem. please dont all kill yourselfs at once, because this is a tricky (for me anyway) problem.

i have a normal preloader that works fine. it goes in numbers eg, 1% 50% and so on if you know what i mean, but i would like the preloader to be in normal words eg, one, twenty, ninty nine.

so if anyone has a concept of what i am rambling about can they please please, try and help me. thanks.