Woohoo, I feel so Alex.
I was driving my friend home and was turning into a parking lot for no apparent reason when my car decided to stop listening to me and do whatever the hell it felt like.  I drove right past a telephone poll into a snow bank.  So right on the right of me, litereally 2 inches away is a telephone poll, and right in front of me, less than 6 inches away is a power line thinger.  I was so freaking close to hitting both its insane.  Then 2 seconds later 2 really nice guys come in vans and pull me out.  So all of this transpires in less than 5 minutes.  I am the luckiest person ever, but man, I don’t want to drive anymore.  Woo!