[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Ok so Simp just came down to Florida to scope out the place and look for apartments. After hanging out with him and shacking him up at my place I’ve decided to generate a list to disspell the rumors that he’s a jerk.
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He throws smoke bombs.
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His mom throws smoke bombs.
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He is a “placenta of knowledge.”
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He does not sound too much like a yankee. (We did not have to ask him to slow down when he spoke. He also called all carbonated beverages “coke” - which is the proper southern way)
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He shares the same food issues as we do here at the firm -
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He backed up my driving skills when everyone else in the car was dissing them.
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He uses the word “awesome” almost as much as we do. Everything is… awesome.
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His speaks his mind and is straight forward and honest. (Keep this in mind when he critiques your work next… it’s a good thing.)
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His shoes are whiter than white.
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