:lol: Thought this was pretty good and never heard it before. Sorry bout the caps its a copy n paste.
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR.
EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT
HELICOPTER”.
ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED ,
" I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS
50 DOLLARS".
ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS SAID,
" ESTHER, I’M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON’T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER
GET ANOTHER CHANCE".
ESTHER REPLIED" MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50
DOLLARS".
THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID,
" FOLKS I’LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I’LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU
CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON’T CHARGE YOU!
BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT’S 50 DOLLARS".
MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT.
THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD.
HE DID HIS DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.
WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID,
" BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU
DIDN’T. I’M IMPRESSED!"
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MORRIS REPLIED,
" WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS
50 DOLLARS."
