A Highly-Skilled Programmer

Hello guys,
Firstly, please read this only if you are really serious about friendly and long-term relation and will work within our requirements as outlined below.
I am in need of a highly skilled programmer who will work for me for a medium price. I won’t accept people who charge high fees.(like,medium fees are One CSS/XHTML/HTML page costing 100-150$).
Please read the requirements below needed from the programmer.

  1. Should accept Payment only through PAYPAL.

  2. Should be able to work flexibly(sometimes much work…sometimes no work)

  3. Should be able to handle multiple projects at a time.

  4. WILL SHOW THE COMPLETE DEMO OF PROJECT COMPLETED BEFORE ANY PAYMENT.

5. Expertise(in at least 10 areas) below :
.NET
ASP
Ajax
C/C++
CMS
CSS
Cold Fusion
Flash
Graphic Design
JSP
Java
Javascript
MS Access
MS SQL
Multimedia
MySQL
Oracle
PHP
Perl/CGI
Python
SQL
Visual Basic
Website Design
XHTML
XML
mSQL

5. SHOULD HAVE A COMPLETE PORTFOLIO SITE(WITH PROFESSIONAL INTERFACE) HIGHLIGHTING ALL LANGUAGE SAMPLES OF WORK DONE TILL NOW.

  1. SHOULD HAVE A LOGO OR GRAPHIC(LOGO SIZE) FOR HIS SITE RECOGNITION.

Please take your time to finalize if you really meet our reqiurements.
I don’t want people who have minor experience or lack in any of above requirements to post reply just for the sake of replying.
I don’t need a company or group of individuals. I am looking for a perfect highly skilled, friendly as well as professional individual to work with me.

Regards,
Varun