A man entered his favourite restaurant and sat at his regular
table.After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a
table nearby, all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send
their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing
that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his. The waiter took the
Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated
over there,” indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for
a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to
the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches
in your pants.” After reading the note, the man decided to compose
one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the
waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: “For your
information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600
and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.”
:lol:
