Bash.org, Whats Your favourtie Quote

Man this site is soo addictive or what, whats you favourite quote?

im still reading so i dont have one?

HAHAHA, this is kinda funny:

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> …

HAHAH this cracked me up:

<born1986> why the **** isn’t my disc drive working
<born1986> i ing worked on that essay for three friggin’ hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my in drive ain’t working
<Z00
> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00
> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i’m growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00
*> throw that **** out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i in did it!!!
<born1986> !!!
<Z00
> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00
> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice smash
<Z00
*> :smiley:
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> ****
<Z00***> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn’t open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00***> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ing disk wasnt even there
<Z00
> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00
**> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i’m actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

AHAHA:

<Mendo> lmao there’s a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense