OK, this is hilarious. Not just because it has nothing to do with actually reviewing Coldplay’s new X&Y album, but because I’m quite anti-Chris Martin and the way it’s written is great…
From his unrelenting boot licking of the Gallagher brothers, to his on stage Bono meets Jagger posturing, to his hypocritical ‘rich man with a conscience’ insistence on ‘making poverty history’ and ‘making trade fair’, to the falsely sullen and deadpan facial expression he wears for every Coldplay photo session, to the stupid name he gave to his daughter, to his second rate piano balladeering, to the fact that he lives in the poshest parts of London and New York and yet still uses issues such as world poverty for self publicity purposes, Chris Martin is simply the most irritating, juvenile, blatantly self motivated jerk in the history of British pop music. And to cap it all, the new album sleeve looks exactly like ‘Dark side of the moon’. This man is a menace to the mental health of young people, and his band are rubbish.
